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" Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?

Christ she said “you didnt F*ck Me like that 50yrs ago!

To which the old man replied “50 yrs ago that fence Wasnt F*cking electric!

Q: Why do brunettes work hard to keep their figure?

A: If you don't know what hole to put it in neither do they.

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